{"product_id":"thermal-revival-long-puffer-coat","title":"Thermal Revival Long Puffer Coat","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre You Prepared For The Great Freeze? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Mandatory Cold-Weather Broadcast from iSWEATERgod.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBrothers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sisters,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and fellow citizens of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"42\"\u003e📍SWEATPANTS, USA\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—why let the bitter winter wind test your faith when you can walk inside a heated booth?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e t\u003c\/span\u003ehe\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"287\"\u003e Thermal Revival Long Puffer Coat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is your wearable fortress against sub-zero temptation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConstructed with a breathable 100% cotton outer shell,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e lightweight thermal polyester insulation,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a plush fleece-lined interior,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this oversized long-line puffer coat delivers maximum warmth without heavy,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e spirit-crushing bulk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We engineered the loose,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e relaxed silhouette specifically so you can layer your thickest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e hoodies and sweaters underneath with zero shoulder bind,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e while the high wind-shield collar,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e full-length zipper,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and deep hand-warmer pockets keep the cold completely locked out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompliance with the Word of Cozy is mandatory—tune in,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e zip up to the chin,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and praise the drape.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"14\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBroadcast Specs \u0026amp; 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